How was your Memorial Day weekend? Chances are it was better than Tiger Woods. The disgraced golfer was arrested early Monday morning for driving under the influence.
Tiger fell asleep behind the wheel of his car about eight miles from his home in Jupiter, FL. According to the police report, Woods was in his 2015 Mercedes asleep at the wheel with his right blinker flashing when the police approached the vehicle. The report says he had “extremely slow and slurred speech”.
He told cops he was “coming from L.A. California from golfing.” He then changed his story and said he didn’t know where he was.
According to the report, 4 drugs were listed under medical conditions — Solarex, Vicodin, Torix and Vioxx. It notes Vioxx was not taken this year. It says Tiger had 4 left knee surgeries and 4 Achilles.
The report says he flunked the field sobriety test badly … he couldn’t do the one-leg stand or the nose touch. The report says when asked if he understood the Romberg alphabet test, he stated, “yes, recite entire national anthem backwards.”
Woods was arrested and taken to a testing facility. At 4:28 AM, he took a breathalyzer test and blew zeros. It says he was “cooperative as much as possible, very droopy, extremely sleepy, hard to keep eyes open, hard to walk.”
Tiger has since said he had an “unexpected reaction to prescribed medications” … adding, “I didn’t realize the mix of medications affected me so strongly.”
Bitch, please! He didn’t realize mixing pills is a bad idea? It was Memorial day weekend, he was partying and getting high at someone’s house and got caught. Does he really think people are going to believe that bs? He’s lucky he didn’t kill anyone.
One look at the picture tells you all you need to know. He’s a mess.